https://anrkey.neocities.org Posts from ANRKEY.NET Tue, 20 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0400 https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB096.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB096.html Tue, 20 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review When I said that I doubted 'The Room' was the worst movie ever made, this was one of the contenders I had in mind. For me, this often fails https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB093.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB093.html Mon, 19 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review Based purely on the name, I expected this to be a satire or some kind of joke movie. I was surprised find that this is in fact a serious mov https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB094.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB094.html Mon, 19 Oct 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review I have seen this movie countless times, but this is the first time I have watched it sober and not as part of a drinking game. 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I am starting to https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB048.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB048.html Wed, 02 Sep 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review This was a fun movie, but not Fincher's best work. 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This is a comfort film for me. https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB034.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB034.html Tue, 11 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review The soundtrack for this movie goes hard. Some of these sketches drag on well past their welcome in my opinion. I feel like the general knowl https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB033.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB033.html Mon, 10 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review This felt a bit like watching 'interdimensional cable.' The set designs and effects were extremely well done, aside from some bad CGI here a https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB032.html https://anrkey.neocities.org/posts/LB032.html Sun, 09 Aug 2026 00:00:00 -0400 Movie Review I was pretty dumbfounded by the 40-minute, pressured-speech rant that dominated the first half of the movie. 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